I didn't think I would have to do this because frankly, who would take me seriously with the way I talk? But I guess it's better to be safe than sorry so here it is~~ the Great Disclaimer!

Great Disclaimer #1 ; All of my stories are just that. Stories. They's drawn on about 10% real stuffs (aka what I saw on vids and read in news) and the rest is from my fangirly twisted mind so please do not think these things ever happen for real. I do not know or own any of the characters I write. If I actually own them, I wouldn't be here anymore since I would have auction them off on e-Bay and spend my days on some private island, drinking coconut juice and being fanned by hunky and appropriately aged males. 

Great Disclaimer #2: I'm snarky. 

Great Disclaimer #2 and 1/2 : So if you are just here for the fics and don't want your reading experiences to be colored by my rantings and my many great opinions, then skip over all the non-fic ones. I try to put most things under LJ cut so there's no surprise. 

Some General Guidelines: 

1. There are terms/nicknames that I sprinkled through my writings that if you haven't been around the fandom or JB chatango then you would be "WTF is that?!" To help you navigate through some of that, I suggest you read this (which was composed by Starstruck aka hibiscusdream aka the Canadian one)

2. I also suggest you find the tag of "ssangchu: The Wank Report" on the sidebar and read up on that because I worked hard on it, and they must be read! Also, it's full of looly unimportant information that you can waste some time on. Who doesn't like that, right? 8D

3. dreamgazer1985= Ssangchudream. People seem to be shocked when they realize my double identity for some reason. =/

4. If there are things on here that you would like to repost and boost my ego considerably, please feel free to do so. I'm big on Sharing but also big on Crediting. I fully understand there is really nothing I can do from you not crediting properly except wishing on your conscience to fill you with lead heavy guilt that will keep you up at night. How can you wrong an Internet Stranger like that? HOW?!I also appreciate you leaving me a note if you repost or link my place because I like to stalk blog as a hobby to procrastinate. 8D

Enjoy.



** There is no reason for this pic except I really like it and want to use it somewhere. **


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It's that time again. The time when I bid my farewell to you all and filled with determination to let go. Except for the fact that I have failed. Repeatedly. 

( I mean it this time! )

I have this friend from college, whom all logics dictate that I should hate, or at least, seethe with ugly jealousy at her. She's pretty in the way that make you question the Creator's biased in doling good genetic factors. She's not only intelligent but also well informed about world events. And she's amazingly talented behind the camera lenses. Her photographs make me sigh in deep appreciation each time. To summarize, she has all the qualities that make other lesser beings like me groan with a " Why do I even bother then?" or you know, " HATE!" 

( You know you want it.... )

I have been notoriously bad at replying to your comments, but please know that I read and appreciate everyone of them. Life has been on the side of hectic lately and any energy I have left over for this blog goes to composing the actual posts, however random they seem to be, they still require some brain cells. And after a 12 hours day, my brain cell supply is rather depleted, I'm afraid. Also, I don't like to give just one sentence reply since I try to put as much effort into my answer as you do in your comment. Basically, even though the heart want, the mind and body are just too tired to do so. I'm sorry. 

( OVER HEREEEEEE! )

The Peach Orchard/Serenading/ Night of a Thousands (plus some extra b/c Double S can't count) Cranes episode probably ranked among the top 5 if we take a survey among all the Ssangchu fans out there. 

It's like a scene out of a drama, if that drama was infested with mosquitoes and a hero who told the heroine to hurry it up b/c the bugs are making mincemeat out of him that is...XD

Kidding aside, we do have all the prerequisite elements of a good dramatic scene here:
1. Good looking hero - CHECK
2. Beautiful heroine - CHECK
3. Heroine being confused of hero's intention - CHECK
4. Romantic scenery (preferably at night so lights can twinkle) - CHECK
5. Soft appropriate sound track - CHECK
6. Grand romantic gesture? - CHECKITY CHECK CHECK!

( "I don't know you but I want you or something like that..." )

 Because it is the STAR's BIRTHDAY!!

And look! I gave you a harem! Well to be more precise. Caryn gave you one, but I contracted her for it and now possibly owe her my soul (or you know a fic) . I hope your "18th" year on Earth will be splendorous because you're too awesome to not get one. 

~HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NAFI~

p.s : If a guy ever say this to you, TAKE HIM!



Finally a fic as you wanted. It's a little bit on the "hurhur" side but I figure you're a big girl now and thus ready for such thing ;)

Title: " Yeobo, I love it when you're naked"
Rating: PG-16+ for heavy implications *coughstayawaycaryncough*
Author's Note: Because in a bout of purplism, Star requested a Ssangchu fic. And I, weak in the face of nagging friendship, acquiesced because sometimes I have a heart. Hope you like it, babe!
 
( Is there a better way to start a fic than nakedness? )

 and destroy all of its media outlet including MBC as well as attacking all online portals of Korean shows, and stealthily sneaking into all of Ssangchu-ers' house around the world destroying anything Ssangchu related, which episode of WGM would you save? No, you can't save them all. The giant cheese is only merciful enough to let you keep at the most two eps. 

That was the question I posed to my pseudos last night. 

Or you know, I simply asked them. " What was your favorite Ssangchu episode?" b/c for unknown reasons, I've been feeling a surge of purplism lately, plus I have BREAK!!!! So expect some spam in the coming days. 

~Onward to the tally~

( Oh how deep is your (purply) love.... )

EDIT: You ppl!  You have to choose, ok? You can't just decide to break the rules and glomp it all!

Further Edit: No, you can't eat the cheese either. It's radioactive cheese. How else do you think it manage to grow that big? 

Dear Cai Con Cua Mat Trang,

I'm torn between cracking up and D: that you and I have the same idea. Although I guess I can claim prior credit due to written statement. 

Also, first amendment? I don't think it's meant to be used that way. 

This post is brought to you by Kyu~



Forever precious <3

 



"I want to be satiated by your caresses and yet never have enough of you because a whole lifetime with you would be too short. "




"The first kiss was like the beginning of their relationship: somewhat shy, a little bit awkward, but as sweet as can be nevertheless…."

First, can we admire how gorgeous this poster is? SOOOO GORGEOUS! I found the drawings a while back and kept it until recently when I asked Caryn to work her magic. And did she work it! I know we're getting into Spring now but don't you feel that touch of Winter lingering still between your eyelashes looking at this beautiful poster? LOVE!!!

And this is a compilation of ten of my favorite one-short that I wrote for the fandom. It was difficult choosing only 10 pieces out of the at least 30 fics I wrote for Ssangchu but it was nice going down memory lane. I wonder if your favorites make my list?

Enjoy.